I had to say this same spiel for an hour straight:
"The Italian Futurists believed that, "War was the sole hygiene of the world.' This aggressive attitude and faith in technology can be observed in this piece by Boccioni, Unique Forms of Continuity in Space. An abstracted soldier forges ahead into the wind as the wind blows his form into a dynamic machine. Valuing speed, mechanical precision, and power, this Futuristic piece expresses an aesthetic for the modern world and the hope for a brighter tomorrow."
And yes, I just wrote that entirely from memory. I still have it lodged in there from yesterday afternoon.
But the good news is, things started looking up immediately after I walked out of the two hundred quad cafeteria. Mainly starting with me and Dakota getting pwned after a failed attempt at a piggy-back ride. I was rofl'ing so hard I couldn't stand up on my own.
Then, after picking up Autumn (who I still hate, you and your damned Wookie noises), Nikki, and Dakota, proceeded to meet 14 more of our friends at Cinemark 22 to see Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, thereby shattering the record of X-Men 3 of 13 people. Comfortably seated between Sara and Dakota, a night of cheesy comebacks, physics-defying scenes, cliched car chases, predictable plot-twists, and incidental innuendoes followed on the heels of popcorn and funnel cake.
We filled the better part of three rows, so the entire theater was able to enjoy their movie experience Circle-style. For example, the incessant giggling at, "Someone came."
All in all though, it was an awesome night.
In other news, there's only nine days left until I leave for Italy/Greece; I have exactly four days left of my Junior year; I will be starting a Paladin on the Dark Iron server with Sara, Dakota, and possibly my sister in a little over two weeks; and I feel completely awesome.
But in general, everyone who was at the movies last night, you are truly awesome.
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