10 Reasons Why I Should Clean My Room, and 1 Why I'm Not.

1. I just almost broke my neck while tripping over my shoes. 

2. Whatever got left in the blue bowl is starting to grow something rather suspicious looking.

3. My books are all out of order and my OCD is twitching.

4. I can't find my keys.

5. I'm almost positive my overflowing trash can will sprout limbs and attack me while I'm sleeping.

6. The amount of dust on my shelves is thicker than the shelf.

7. There's a miniature replica of Stonehenge on my desk erected out of empty soda cans.

8. The amount of clothes in my laundry basket is greater than the amount of clothes in my drawers.

9. I've lost all of my guitar picks. That is a MASSIVE problem.

10. I can't see my carpet.

And the one reason why I'm not: