Interesting Blurbs.

First things first, a blurb is a short summarizing sentence that reviewers give to a book. Said summary is usually located on the first few inner pages or on the cover of the book. And I've thought of a few interesting ones.

The Plague by Albert Camus: "For the quintessential Existential."

Shogun by James Clavell: "1,200 pages on why to not trust asians."

'Salem's Lot by Stephen King: "If you see a vampire, do not attempt to hold it off with a plastic cross."

Diamonds Are Forever by Ian Fleming: "Proof that if you're suave enough, you don't need to dodge bullets."

Common Sense by Thomas Paine: "Leave us the fuck alone, Mommy."

Hamlet by William Shakespeare: "You're safe as long as you're the best friend of the leading man."

But to count a few..

Anyway, other than dreaming up amusing little summaries of some of the stuff lying around on my shelves, I've been pondering exactly how much tomorrow is going to suck and be filled with win at the same time. I'm going to need a shit ton of coffee in order to stay awake.

Ugh. Going back to reading.

Toodles.