Interesting Things Nikki And I Talk About Late At Night:

Woody: "Do you think Tony Stark put a urine capture device in the Iron Man suit so he can pee in flight?"

Nikki: "Probably."

Woody: "...What if he has to shit?"

Nikki: "He can't shit in flight."

Woody: "Sometimes he's in that suit for over 24 hours! It's either take it off or shit in the suit."

Nikki: "Well maybe he's like a bear and eats a lot of moss to plug up his ass."

Woody: "That could be why he was drinking that green stuff in the movie. High fiber diet and all."

Woody: "Why would Bella and Edward think it's a good idea to have a fucking baby?"

Nikki: "Why would they think it's a good idea to be fucking?"

Woody: "I mean, vampire baby, shit's dangerous. If I were her, I woulda been like: 'Whoa, why didn;t you tell me this child would try to eat my uterus.' And then it would've been whisk time."

Nikki: "Like Emeril? *mimes whisking motion* KICK IT UP A NOTCH."

(Talking about the sex scene between Dan and Laurie)

Nikki: "At first he's like: SEX. YEEEAAAAAAHHHH! But then he has E.D. so he's like: NOOOOOO!"