I Know I Need To Start Sleeping Again When:

1. I spend three hours designing an apparatus that would fit inside my backpack and give me a constant supply of Mountain Dew with minimum effort.

2. I cry over movies and things I've never cried over before.

3. The word 'faloffle' induces unreasonably long periods of hysteria and laughter.

4. Sleeping with my eyes closed is harder than sleeping with my eyes open.

5. I become convinced that because of lack of sleep I will either:

A) Spontaneously combust

B) Evolve into a high being that has no need for sleep

C) Fold inward on myself, thusly creating a black hole and defying the laws of physics.

D) Become a chocolate chip muffin.

6. I actually start paying attention in class.

7. I feel like a stranger in my own house because I wander around in it at 3 AM.

8. It takes me at least 10 minutes to figure out what day it is, let alone what I'm supposed to be doing other than breathing.

9. Suddenly, I completely and utterly understand The Wall without ingesting any recreational or prescription drugs.

10. I read interesting stories about men dying from ingesting alcohol with their anus and Canadian trappers snapping off their man-logs with a bear trap.

I should go to bed. Note: should. 

Problem: Can't.

FML.